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Cum For The Best Cheesecake Recipe

Cheesecake that even you can’t fuck up and if you do just serve it to Aaron he will eat anything and I mean anything and everything!


16 small Graham Crackers-crumbled fine.

½ stick of butter

1 tablespoon honey

1 tablespoon flour

Combine mix well with hands and press into bottom of 10 inch springform pan.


1 In Ireland it is difficult to find Graham Crackers so I use Digestives which are similar, however they are not as sweet as Graham Crackers so use an extra tablespoon of honey.

2 To make crumbling easy I put them in ziplock bag and mash with my foot.

3 ½ stick of butter is about 60 grams


2 packages of Philadelphia Cream Cheese softened ( 2 packages is 16 ounces)

⅓ cup sugar

4 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 medium size lemon (juice and finely grated rind)

Blend until smooth and creamy

Pour onto crust

Bake in preheated oven at 375 degrees for 25 minutes

Remove and cool

Hint don’t worry if top cracks as the topping will go over it


1 pint sour cream

½ cup sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla

Blend together and pour over filling

Bake in preheated 375 degree oven for 5-8 minutes remove

Refrigerate for 12 hours or until it sets and serve.

Final Step

Pose shirtless while holding cheesecake till all the men start cumming. Would you like whipped cream with that big boy?

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